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From: slo_bro@webtv.net (Tom Batchelor)
 Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 22:28:22 -0500 (CDT)
 Subject: 'Calculus & Country' by Tom Batchelor
 These are the lyrics to an as-of-yet unreleased country song.  Copyright
 Tom Batchelor.
 Well I'm singin' in the lobby
     Tryin' to make a buck
 Wailin' 'til I realize I have to duck right out and
 Study for a test I'm having the next day
 So I say "To All, Good Night"
     And put my guitar away.
 
 So I'm cruisin into Trafton
     Sensin imminent doom
 It's diff'rential equations in a half lit room
 Uh, well, I'm nervous; not bad,
     Think I got a 'C' on the test
 Go to the dorm and celebrate with some of ...
     Merle's best!
 
 (Chorus)
 Calculus & Country, college life at its best
 Formulas one minute, sawdust the next
 I can't see how much better
     Life could possibly be,
 It's right for me,
 Calculus & Country
 
 In my life my dreams lead me
     In two different ways:
 To discover some theorem
     Or sing on the stage.
 How one makes the other
     Just that much more sweet,
 I know it's right for me,
 Calculus & Country
 
 Some call me crazy,
     Some may call me no fun,
 Some say I'm lackin' socially
     And some call me dumb.
 Well I know they're right but still I believe
 That there's hope for me in Calculus & Country.
 
 (Chorus)
 
 Look at my latest test score and barf,
 Go to the dorm,
     And listen to some classic Garth!
 
 (Chorus)
 
 Calculus & Country (7 more times)
 
 Have you ever labored
     Through a Wheaton lecture
 Or gotten locked
     Inside a McElroy elevator?
 Well, if you have then you just might see
 Why it's right for me, Calculus & Country
 Try it for a week and,
     Well, you prob'ly won't agree
 But still it's right for me,
 Calculus & Country
 Calculus & Country
 Calculus & Country