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A-Z (artist name) of Guitar Tab Click HERE for an easy print version of batchelor tom - ive been here since lyrics ################################################################ # The following is the author's own interpretation of the song # # to be used for studying or private use only. Downloaded from # # www.TabGuitarLessons.com. FREE GUITAR SOFTWARE + LOTS MORE! # # Home of the 60 minute fretboard memory technique. You'll # # memorise ALL the notes and positions on the fretboard in 60 # # minutes or less. visit www.TabGuitarLessons.com today. # ################################################################ From: slo_bro@webtv.net (Tom Batchelor) Date: Sat, 16 Oct 1999 19:31:26 -0500 (CDT) Subject: And I've Been Here Since by Tom Batchelor These are the lyrics of a parody of Ronnie Milsap's 'Since I Don't Have You'. This version is written by Tom Batchelor. (Spoken) "Get back in bed where you belong!" "NOOOOOO!!!" (Sound of stuff crashing to the floor) Oh I have no sun or moon And I have no stars And I have no dreams in life Since I don't have you, Oh I have no street clothes And I have no place I call home And I have no freedom to change my own clothes Since I don't have you. (Chorus) Oh I have no cognitive abilities And I never will, never again! When you walked out on me I got a lobotomy And I've been here since. I lay here in my hospital bed So sick I can't move Just thinkin' 'bout the time when you walked out on me, That's all I've mind to do! (Chorus) Oh I have no dill pickle potato chips! And I have no tylenol. No they won't even let me use no illicit drugs or Viagra, And I don't have any freedom at all! When you walked out on me ... I got a lobotomy ... And I've been here since. (spoken) "Okay, I've said what I needed to say, Now I'll get back in bed." |