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A-Z (artist name) of Guitar Tab Click HERE for an easy print version of batchelor tom - sell me o my mom lyrics ################################################################ # The following is the author's own interpretation of the song # # to be used for studying or private use only. Downloaded from # # www.TabGuitarLessons.com. FREE GUITAR SOFTWARE + LOTS MORE! # # Home of the 60 minute fretboard memory technique. You'll # # memorise ALL the notes and positions on the fretboard in 60 # # minutes or less. visit www.TabGuitarLessons.com today. # ################################################################ From: slo_bro@webtv.net (Tom Batchelor) Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 08:20:21 -0500 (CDT) Subject: Then You Can Sell Me To My Mom by Tom Batchelor These are the lyrics to a parody of 'Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye' by Eddy Arnold and Neil McCoy. This version is by Tom Batchelor. You'd kiss me each morning for a million years If I could just get you high You tell me you'd love me for a million beers, Then if it don't work out If it don't work out Then you can sell me to my mom. My mom is evil, she is Satan's twin She'd sell your soul for a dime You tell me you'd love me for a million beers, Then if it don't work out If it don't work out Then you can sell me to my mom. You're an alcoholic Yeah you love those beers Even more than you love me. You like them with vodka or with grapefruit juice And you've even tried it And you even liked it And you even drink it with ... pee! But if I must go That's fine with me If I can just take A keg with me! But if I must go I'll accept that fact And you can even claim I died >From some kind of cancer or a heart attack, Even though for real I'd be a slave to evil And you would have sold me to my mom. |