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A-Z (artist name) of Guitar Tab Click HERE for an easy print version of batchelor tom - whos man sewing i on lyrics ################################################################ # The following is the author's own interpretation of the song # # to be used for studying or private use only. Downloaded from # # www.TabGuitarLessons.com. FREE GUITAR SOFTWARE + LOTS MORE! # # Home of the 60 minute fretboard memory technique. You'll # # memorise ALL the notes and positions on the fretboard in 60 # # minutes or less. visit www.TabGuitarLessons.com today. # ################################################################ From: slo_bro@webtv.net (Tom Batchelor) Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 08:54:42 -0500 (CDT) Subject: Who's That Man Sewing It On by Tom Batchelor These are the lyrics to a parody of 'Who's That Man' by Toby Keith. This version is by Tom Batchelor. Turn left at the old hotel I know this boulevard much to well It hasn't changed since I've been gone Oh, this used to be my way home. They paved the road through the neighborhood I guess the county finally fixed it good, Oh and what's that thing? I never thought I'd see that again. Fight my tears back with their smiles Drivin' up a little while, Oh it's plain to see The only thing missin's the rest of me! (Chorus) That's my house and that's my car That's my hard-on in my backyard There's the window through which she threw it After she cut it off I planted that tree out by the fence Not long after we moved in. There's my kids and that's my hard-on And who's that man ... sewing it on? If I pulled in would it cause a scene? They're not really expectin' me Those kids have been through hell And he's not putting it on very well He'd prob'ly just take it off and leave It wouldn't do much good to me, It wouldn't even fit And she'd just get out that knife again! Drive away one more time, A lot of things runnin' through my mind, Guess once you lost your jack You know you'll never get it back! (Chorus) (Chorus) Who's that man sewing it on? |