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Date: Thu, 04 Jul 2002 16:12:39 -0700
 From: Charley Connor <connor1@citlink.net>
 Subject: IN RESPONCE TO
 UNEASY RIDER 88
 THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND
 ME AND MY BUDDY GOT US A WILD HAIR
 AND FIGURED WE WANTED TO GO SOME WHERE
 SO WE LOADED UP MY RAGTOP CHEVROLET
 WE HADVERY LITTLE MONEY AND A WHOLE LOT OF SHOW
 AND WITH JR. BLARINā ON THE RADIO
 WE GOT A TANK FULL OF GAS AND WE WERE ON OUR WAY
 
 WE FIGURED WE GO DOWN TO NEW ORLEANS
 WE WERE BARROLIN DOWN OLEā 17
 WHEN A MAN WITH A BLINKINā RED LIGHT WAS ON OUR TAIL
 HE SAID YOU WERE DOINā 60 IN A 45
 BUT IāM GONNA LET YOU GO THIS TIME
 BUT IF I CATCH YA AGAIN IāM GONNA SLAP YA IN THE COUNTY JAIL
 WE SAID THANK YA SIR ITāS SURE BEEN NICE
 AND YOU AINāT GONNA HAVE TO TELL US TWICE
 AND WE WERE SOUTH BOUND AND DOWN WITH THE WIND BLOWINā IN OUR FACE
 WE KEPT ON ROLLIN AND PRETTY SOON
 THE RADIO WAS COOKINā OUT A HAGGARD TUNE
 AND WE WERE PULLINā INTO HOUSTON
 AND A CHECKINā OUT ALL THEM PLACES
 I WAS FEELINā DRY AND I SAID I THINK
 WE OUGHTA STOP AND GET OURSELVES A DRINK
 AND OLE JIM SAID YEAH BUT WE GOT TIME TO KILL
 WE KEPT ON ROLLINā AND I SEEN THIS SPOT
 WE PULLED INTO THE PARKING LOT
 OF THIS PLACE CALLED THE CLOUD 9 BAR AND GRILL
 WE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND THE PLACE WAS JAMMED
 THE LIGHTS WERE LOW THEY HAD A PUNK ROCK BAND
 AND SOME ORANGE HARIED FELLOW SINGINā ĪBOUT SUICIDE
 I SAID JIM THIS AINāT OUR KIND A PLACE
 HE SAID WELL LETāS JUST HAVE ONE ROUND ANYWAY
 SO AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT WE WALKED ON INSIDE
 WENT UP TO THE BAR AND WE SET DOWN
 THIS FELLOW WALKED UP AND SIAD IāLL BUY THIS ROUND
 AND HE SET DOWN ON THE BARSTOOL NEXT TO JIM
 HE LOOKED LIKE A GIRL BUT HE TALKED LIKE A GUY
 HAD LIPSTICK ON AND MASSCAREA IN HIS EYE
 AND EVERYBODY IN THAT PLACE LOOKED JUST ABOUT LIKE HIM
 I SAID JIM THIS AINāT OUR KIND A BAR
 LETāS JUST GO ON OUT AND GET BACK IN THE CAR
 CAUSE THEREāS GONNA BE TROUBLE AINāT NO SEANCE IN TAKINā A CHANCE
 WE WAS GETTINGā UP GETTINGā READY TO LEAVE
 SOMEBODY GRABBED OLEā JIM BY THE SLEEVE
 IT WAS THIS GOOD LOOKINā GIRL SHE WAS ASKINā MY BUDDY TO DANCE
 I SAID JIM DONāT DO IT THEREāS SOMETHINā MISSINā
 THEREāS FELLERāS DANCINā AND FELLERāS KISSINā
 THEREāS A FELLER IN HIGH HEEL SHOES WEARINā PANTYHOSE
 HE SAID PARTNER I JUST CANāT TURN THIS DOWN
 YOU JUST GO OVER THERE AND HAVE ONE MORE ROUND
 IāLL DANCE WITH THE LADY AND WEāLL GET ON DOWN THE ROAD
 
 SO HE WALKED AWAY AND LEFT ME ALONE
 AND THIS FUNNY LOOKINā FELLER KEPT COMINā ON
 AND HE WAS MAKINā ME MAD AT SOME OF THE THINGS HE SAID
 WELL THEN HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY KNEE
 I SAID IF YOU DONāT GET YOUR PAW OFF ME
 IāM GONNA LOCATE YOUR NOSE AROUND ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD
 HE SAID I LOVE IT WHEN YA GET THAT FIRE IN YOUR EYE
 I SAID WELL PARTNER TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE
 AND I UNLOADED ON HIM HE WENT OUT LIKE A LIGHT
 EVERYBODY IN THAT PLACE MUST A BEEN HIS FRIEND
 THEY ALL HEADED FOR ME I SAID THIS IS THE END
 BUT WHERE I COME FROM WE DONāT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT
 THEY WERE SCREAMINā AND YELLIN AND SCRACTINā AND CLAWINā
 I WAS PUNCINā AND HITTINā AND KICKINā AND PAWINā
 I WAS HOLDIN MY OWN CAUSE IāVE BEEN IN A SCRAP OR TWO
 OLE JIM COME RUNNINā UP OUTTA THE BLUE
 AND THAT GAL HE WAS WITH CAME RUNNINā UP TO
 AND PROCEEDED TO BEAT ON ME WITH A HIGH HEEL SHOE
 I GRABBED HER BY THE HAIR IT COME OFF IN MY HAND
 AND BEAUTIFUL GIRL WAS JUST A BEAUTIFUL MAN
 AN OLE JIM JUST GOT SICK RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR
 HE DROPPED THAT DUDE LIKE A SHOT FROM A GUN
 SMEARED HIS LIPSTICK MADE HIS MAKE UP RUN
 AND ME AN OLE JIM STARTED FIGHTINā OUR WAY TO THE DOOR
 MAN WE LIT OUT A THERE IN THAT CHEVROLET
 AND I PUT HER ON THE FLOOR AND SHE STAYED THAT WAY
 WE WAS GOINā DOWN THE HIGHWAY DOINā ĪBOUT A HUNDERED AND TEN
 WE WAS HEADED FOR HOME AND WE WAS GETTINGā NEAR IT
 THEN A RED LIGHT CAME ON IN THE REARVIEW MIRROW
 AND THAT SAME BLAMED COP WAS PULLINā US OVER AGAIN
 WELL IāM SETTINā HERE IN THIS COUNTY JAIL
 I HAD TO CALL MY DADDY TO GO OUR BAIL
 BUT I LEARNED ME A LESSON THAT I NEVER WILL FORGET AGAIN
 I DONE GIVE UP DRINKINā IāVE GIVE UP BARS
 AND RUNNINā ROUND THE COUNTRY IN SOUPED UP CARS
 GOINā BACK TO WHERE THE WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND THE MEN ARE MEN