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A-Z (artist name) of Guitar Tab Click HERE for an easy print version of haney bj - border tacos guitar chords ################################################################ # The following is the author's own interpretation of the song # # to be used for studying or private use only. Downloaded from # # www.TabGuitarLessons.com. FREE GUITAR SOFTWARE + LOTS MORE! # # Home of the 60 minute fretboard memory technique. You'll # # memorise ALL the notes and positions on the fretboard in 60 # # minutes or less. visit www.TabGuitarLessons.com today. # ################################################################ Date: 1/22/03; 12:07:16 AM >From: POWERBACK1@aol.com Subject: BJ Haney Border Tacos This guy is sweeping through the college campuses pulling huge crowds if you haven't seen him I recommend that you do. This song is what I observed from a concert, but the chords seem to be right. Everyone knows all the words to this song at his concerts. Border Tacos By Ben Haney Pick Gad9 When I go down to the border I can't help myself but eat C ad 9 Going to a taco stand they just can't be beat, D But when I see that man chasing that little Chihuahua C I can't help but wonder where the hell got that meat I like my tacos spicy, with a little pica de gallo The Mexican man smiles and hands me my taco He says adios, until we meet again I wondered why he's smiling what he was thinking D Who the hell would eat that shit in my tacos Thanks for the money, you dumbass gringo I bit into that taco, man it was good It tasted like what all Mexican food should Went to the market to meet all my friends To see what they bought and how much money they had spent D I told them bout the taco stand down on main street When I smiled they said there's dog hair in your teeth I went back to main street to find that little man Come to find out he had wheels on that stand I looked all around but he was now where to be seen Next thing I felt something down my pant seem The only thing that could save me was a bathroom right away All shop owners said dumb gringo go away I ran into an alley pulled down my pants Some local federalies just happened to catch me by a glance They wondered what I was doing so they came over to ask I told them I had a taco and there's a fire in my ass I paid them fifty dollars to let me go free Ran across the border no more tacos for me. |