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Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 16:28:38 -0500
 From: utopia@oo.com (Josh Lanza)
 Subject: TAB: Queers, She's a Cretin
 She's A Cretin
 by The Queers
 from the album Move Back Home
 tabbed by utopia@oo.com (Josh Lanza)
 I'm doing this from memory and it should
 all be right, but if not now you know why.
 
 Play this riff once with the A and E chords
 under it:
 
 --------------------------------------------
 ------7-----------------7-------------------
 6-7-9---9-7-6-7-9-6-7-9---9-7-6-7-----------
 ----------------------------------9---------
 --------------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------------
 
 A                                E
 Always thinking she's so fucking cool
      A                             E
 With politics that would make Bozo drool
   D                                E
 I really want to smash her fucking face
     D                            E
 And knock her fat ass into outer space
     D                            E
 I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
 D                                E
 I don't worship her so she hates me
 
         A                E
 She's a cretin can't you see
         A        E
 She's a cretin a sickie
         A              E                  D             E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
       A                E
 She's a cretin can't you see
         A        E
 She's a cretin a sickie
         A              E                  D             E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
 
 A E D E
         Ugh!
 
 Then play the riff again once.
 
 A                                E
 Always thinking she's so fucking cool
      A                             E
 With politics that would make Bozo drool
   D                                E
 I really want to smash her fucking face
     D                            E
 And knock her fat ass into outer space
     D                            E
 I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
 D                                E
 I don't worship her so she hates me
 
         A                E
 She's a cretin can't you see
         A        E
 She's a cretin a sickie
         A              E                  D             E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
       A                E
 She's a cretin can't you see
         A        E
 She's a cretin a sickie
         A              E                  D             E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
 
 Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, 
 oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.
 
 Send comments or corrections to utopia@oo.com
 
 
 
 
 
 -Josh Lanza