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Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 12:33:45 -0700
 From: Ron Kocsis <ronk@denver.net>
 Subject: Marvin Rainwater's: "So you think you've got troubles"
 Here are the lyrics to Marvin Rainwater's: "So you think you've
 got troubles", which I believe are more accurate than your
 listing.  
 I've formatted this as text only, no html.
 
 
 (Chorus)
 SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES, 
 THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
 SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
 WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET 
 
 MY CAR SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD TIN CAN
 MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH ANOTHER MAN
 I SPRAINED A MUSCLE IN MY FISHIN HAND
 AND MY INCOME TAX IS DUE 
 
 I LOST MY MONEY IN A POKER GAME
 I THINK MY LEFT LEG IS GOIN LAME
 MY BROTHER ASKED ME TO CHANGE MY NAME
 AND I GUESS THATS WHAT I'LL DO 
 
 (Chorus)
 SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES, 
 THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
 SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
 WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET 
 
 MY DOCTOR TOLD ME NOT TO SMOKE
 DRINK NOTHIN STRONGER THAN A COKE
 SHOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO A DIRTY JOKE
 'CAUSE I'LL LAUGH AND STRAIN MY HEART
 
 I'VE HAD EVERY AILMENT KNOWN TO MAN
 FROM AFRICAN MUMPS TO DISHPAN HANDS
 I LOST EVERY RACE THAT I EVER RAN
 I NEVER EVEN GOT TO START 
 
 (Chorus)
 SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES, 
 THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
 SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
 WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET 
 
 NOW SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A PESSIMIST
 THEY SAY I OUGHTA MAKE THE BEST OF THIS
 WELL MAYBE I AM A PESSIMIST
 THATS SOMETHING I WOULDN'T KNOW, 
 
 BUT SOMETHING I DO KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
 I'M MILKIN THE WRONG END OF THIS OLD COW
 THERE'S TOO MANY WRINKLES IN THIS BOY'S BROW
 AND THIS STUFF HAS GOT TO GO. 
 
 (Chorus)
 SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES, 
 THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
 SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
 WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET 
 
 GONNA PUT A BAR IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AND DRIVE MYSELF TO DRINK.