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From: William Kaemmerling 
 BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES
 by Frank Zappa
 If you know the tune it should come easy!!!
 Fast Rock!
 C G // D A
 HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
 YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE
 A                           CGDA      
 SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE
 A                                         CGDA
 CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY
 A                               D
 BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE
 Bm
 BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
 BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
 ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?
 BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
 Bm                  Em
 ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO?
 E                         A
 WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
 
 CGDA
 
 A                                    CGDA
 MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY
 A                                     CGDA
 MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY
 A                                                                           D
 SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.
 
 F#m  E  Etc...
 AND DAGMAR 
 Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch 
 I ever saw in my life
 WHAT HIS NAME
 1,2,3,4
 THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF
 HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP
 And yet he was a beautiful lady
 NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE
 Lets talk about leather
 AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR
 Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton
 production
 WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN
 "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
 YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL
 The story of a demented bread boffer
 AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE
 Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat
 loaf
 
 YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO
 then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
 IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN
 Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona
 AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL
 379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
 WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN
 Volcanic hell
 BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW
 next Thursday, teen town finest
 F#m   E
 BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN
 E
 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
 THAT'S RIGHT
 E
 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
 YES, YES
 E
 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
 THAT'S RIGHT
 E
 'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
 
 C G // D A
 
 NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST
 AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, 
 
 A                                                      CGDA
 YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
 A                                        CGDA
 WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO
 A                                               D                                                  D
 YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU
 F#m                                                E                         D  
 BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT'S LOOKING AT YOU 
 F#m                                                 E                         D
 BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,  IT'S WINKING AT YOU 
 F#m                                                 E                          D
 BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU 
 THAT'S WHY I SAY
 A                                                        D
 I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE
 CORN HOLE
 FIST FUCK                                               4x
 WRIST WATCH:CRISCO
 PUD!
 F#m                                                                               D
 DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   [4X]
 AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!  A
 
 
 
 Good Luck with this one.  
 Classic Zappa!!!
 
 submited by
 Will Kaemmerling
 merck@svpal.org