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From: William Kaemmerling 
 FLAKES
 by Frank Zappa
 FLAKES! FLAKES
 FLAKES, FLAKES
 F#m               E
 THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
          E    D           
 THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
 D          F#m   E
 WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
 E               C#m
 THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
 D             Bm
 THERE WASTIN MINE
 G#m
 CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
 F#m
 BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
 
 [CHORUS]
 E               A            B
 SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
 AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
 SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
 AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
 
 THEY GOT THE FLAKES
 
 FLAKES! FLAKES!
 F#m                E
 THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
 E                        D
 YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
 D          F#m     E
 WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
 E                        C#m                        
 YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
 D                      Bm   
 BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
 G#m
 THERE LYIN AND LAZY
 F#m
 THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
 
 [CHORUS]
 TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
 D                  Em                          
 I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
 
 
           D
 IF MY JOB WOULD
 G          A           B
 SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
 D                    Em
 WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND 
 Em
 CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
 D
 AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
 G                   A          B
 BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
 D                       Em                          
 YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
 D                                           
 THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU 
 G                       A
 THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL 
 A                      B
 THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
 D                        Em
 AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
            D           
 THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
  G                   A               
 THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
         B
 TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
 YES IT WILL
 
 E  A  B,  E  A B...ETC
 
 E          Eaug3rd        E   
 I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
 SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
 ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
 IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY 
 BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
 WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT 
 CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
 WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
 THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
 AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
 E                                 
 WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
     A            B
 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
 E                         A           B
 THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON
 
 
 E                              A      B       
 THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
         E
 AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
       A          B 
 LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
 BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
 
 E D E D E D ETC..
 
 WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
 WERE COMING TO GET YOU 
 WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
 SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU 
 CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
 ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
 THAT CIVILIZATION
 WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
 AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
 WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
 WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
 YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
 YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
 OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
 BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY 
 THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
 
 WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
 COMING TO GET YOU 
 
 If you know this song it should come easy!
 
 Eaug3rd 022200
 
 You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!
 
 Submited by 
 Will Kaemmerling
 merck@svpal.org