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From: William Kaemmerling 
 JOE'S GARAGE
 FRANK ZAPPA
 [THE WHOLE SONG CONSIST OF YOUR BASIC 1-4-5
 CHORD PATTERN IN THE KEY OF E.
 EX:  E\\\A\B\ ETC.]
 
 IT WASN'T VERY LARGE
 THERE WAS JUST ENOUGH ROOM TO CRAM THE
 DRUMS
 IN THE CORNER OVER BY THE DODGE
 IT WAS A FIFTY-FOUR
 WITH A MASHED UP DOOR
 AND A CHEESY LITTLE AMP
 WITH A SIGH ON THE FRONT SAID "GENDER CHAMP"
 AND A SECOND HAND GUITAR
 IT WAS A STRATOCASTER WITH A WHAMMY BAR
 
 WE COULD JAM IN JOE'S GARAGE
 HIS MAMA WAS SCREAMING,  HIS DAD WAS MAD
 WE WAS PLAYING THE SAME OLD SONG
 IN THE AFTERNOON AND SOMETIMES WE WOULD 
 PLAY IT ALL NIGHT LONG
  IT WAS ALL WE KNOW AND EASY TOO
 SO WE WOULDN'T GET IT WRONG
 ALL WE DID WAS BEND THE STRING LIKE... HEY!
 
 DOWN IN JOES GARAGE
 WE DIDN'T HAVE NO DOPE OR LSD
 BUT A COUPLA QUARTSA BEER
 WOULD FIX IT SO THE INTONATION WOULD 
 NOT OFFEND YER EAR
 AND THE SAME OLD CHORDS GOING OVER AND OVER
 BECAME A SYMPHONY
 WE WOULD PLAY IT AGAIN N AGAIN AND AGAIN
 CAUSE IT SOUNDED GOOD TO ME
 ONE MORE TIME
 
 WE COULD JAM IN JOE'S GARAGE
 HIS MAMA WAS SCREAMING "TURN IT DOWN"
 WE WAS PLAYING THE SAME OLD SONG
 IN THE AFTERNOON AND SOMETIMES WE WOULD 
 PLAY IT ALL NIGHT LONG
 IT WAS ALL WE KNOW AND EASY TOO
 SO WE WOULDN'T GET IT WRONG
 EVEN IF YOU PLAYED IT ON THE SAXOPHONE
 
 WE THOUGHT WE WAS PRETTY GOOD
 WE TALKED ABOUT KEEPING THE BAND TOGETHER
 AND WE FIGURED THAT WE SHOULD
  CAUSE ABOUT THIS TIME WE WAS GETTING THE EYE
  FROM THE GIRLS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
 THEY'D ALL COME OVER AND DANCE AROUND LIKE...
 
 SO WE PICKED OUT A STUPID NAME
 HAD SOME CARDS PRINTED UP FOR A COUPLA BUCKS
 AND WE WAS ON OUR WAY TO FAME
 GOT MATCHING SUITS AND BEATLES BOOTS
 AND A SIGH ON THE BACK OF THE CAR
 AND WE WAS READY TO WORK IN A GO-GO BAR
 "ONE TWO THREE FOUR, LETS SEE IF YOU GOT SOME
 MORE
 
 PEOPLE SEEMED TO LIKE OUR SONG
 THEY GOT UP AND DANCED AND MAKE A LOT A
 NOISE
 AND IT WASN'T 'FORE VERY LONG
 A GUY FROM A COMPANY WE CAN'T NAME
 SAID WE OUGHT TO TAKE HIS PEN
 AND SIGN ON THE LINE FOR A REAL GOOD TIME
 BUT HE DIDN'T TELL US WHEN
 THESE "GOOD TIMES" WOULD BE SOMETHING'
 THAT WAS REALLY HAPPENING
 SO THE BAND BROKE UP , AND IT LOOKS LIKE
 WE WILL NEVER PLAY AGAIN
 
 GUESS YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE IN LIFE 
 TO PLAY A SONG THAT GOES LIKE . . .
 
 "TURN IT DOWN
 I HAVE CHILDREN SLEEPING HERE"
 
 WELL THE YEARS WAS ROLLING BY
 HEAVY METAL AND GLITTER ROCK
 HAD CAUGHT  THE PUBLIC EYE
 SNOTTY BOY WITH LIPSTICK ON
 WAS REALLY FLYING HIGH
 AND THEN THEY GOT THAT DISCO THING
 AND NEW WAVE CAME ALONG
 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT THE TIME
 HAD COME FOR THAT OLD SONG
 WE USED TO PLAY IN JOE'S GARAGE
 AND IF I AM NOT WRONG
 YOU WILL SOON BE DANCING TO . . .
 
 WELL THE YEARS WAS ROLLING  BY . . .
 
 Submited by:
 Will Kaemmerling
 merck@svpal.org