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From: William Kaemmerling 
 PACKARD GOOSE
 F. ZAPPA
 A         D                 E         
 MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD 
               C#m    B    
 GOOSE
        A      D                
 OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE
 E                     C#m   B 
 NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE
           A                       D                      E    
 WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED 
            A             G      D     E       
 NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM
 C#M              B 
 DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?
                  A                       D 
 ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE 
 E                      A   B
 WORST KIND OF SLEEZE
               A                      D   
 SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF 
 E                            A   B
 ENGLISH DISEASE
                        A                  D
 IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE 
 G    D              E
 AW, SPARE ME PLEASE
 
 C#m         B    (CHORD SET 1)
 OH NO YOU GOTTA GO 
 C#m                  B
 WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW
    A           B         C#m     
 I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S
 WHORE
 F#                               
 AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
 A
 YOU'RE COMING FROM
 (TWICE)
 
 A                        D                           E
 FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN
                               C#m   B
 THEIR HAND
             A               D                       E
 I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT
                                C#m    B
  UNDERSTAND
                     A               D
 THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS
         E                           A      
 BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND
          G                D      E     
 THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,
 HEY.
 
 (CHORD SET 1)
 HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
 MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY 
 AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
 BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
 SHEKELS WONT FLOW
 AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
 SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
 JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
 AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB
 
 F#
 JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
 A
 AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
 F#
 WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
 A etc. . .
 HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
 REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
 INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
 WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
 TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
 BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
 LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
 MUSIC IS THE BEST
 WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
 WHICH IS EXTINCT
 BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
 CORRUPTION
 OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
 CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE
 
      A                D                       E
 IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT   
               C#m   B
 WE DO
                A                    D             
 WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE
 E                                 C#m  B
 LIKE YOU ALL TOO
         A                D                           E
 BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE 
        C#m
 THE REVIEW
 
 E      C#m     A       B    etc, etc...
 IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
 HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
 AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT 
 ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
 GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT 
 ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
 SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
 ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
 HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
 ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
 
 NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
 ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
 AGAIN
 
 submited by
 Will Kaemmerling
 merck@svpal.org